Some Kind of Cyberpunk Prostitute

A ranting, raving, ravenous were-bara from the
Bara-barian tribes.

animemangavg:

It’s weird when you realize how much you know about someone that’s been in your life for a while.

I see a Pokemon and think “oh it’s my best friends favorite Pokemon”. Like where did I learn that? When? Probably years ago but here we are.

(via hauntedbunny)

Magic Swords

outofcontextdnd:

Jal: “Wow, this sword is kinda cool…you say you want something and somebody gets it for you. Who wants to get me a coke?”
*silence, until someone gets up and goes back to get a coke*
Jal: “It works!”
Other: “There’s only diet.”
Jal: *to sword* “DAMN YOU!!! DAMN YOU AND YOUR FALSE HOPES!!!”

bethdesu:

princess-peachie:

Bunny massage | [X] - SpicaSirius

AWWW MY GOD LITTLE BABY <3

(via hauntedbunny)

paperseverywhere:

Reverse Loophole would involve Vriska using cute John to rob people. Or banks. Or run the mob. Because Vriska. John would sit happily at her feet playing with trucks while Vriska backstabbed at least four people and she takes him out for victory ice cream afterward.
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…what have you done?

(via gurichu-chan)

kermitthefrrog:

listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like

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(via gurichu-chan)

“You’ve rolled so well that the dragon believes you to be the High Priest of Orcus. Unfortunately, so does the party.”

—   DM on the Bard’s Disguise crit-pass. (via outofcontextdnd)

beyoncescock:

list of things to do when you’re sad:

  • eat chocolate
  • listen to music
  • order pizza
  • buy new clothes
  • watch movies
  • masturbate

(via hauntedbunny)

What I love about social justice white people

sage-kun:

juxtapiration:

is every time my friend gets stop to be told off by some white person, very rudely, how his tattoo of a dreamcatcher is racist and insensitive to the Native American people and should removed/apologize/be ashamed.

He is Native American and they confuse him for Mexican every time, and he just states “But I got this at the reservation I lived in for 15 YEARS.” and proceeds to falsely place a curse of his ancestors on them.

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(via pikachu-slut)